- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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