How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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This is an anti- joke

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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