- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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