- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

[Set up] [No punch line]

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

123 f*ck off

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Dead girls can't say no.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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