A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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