if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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