- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

No it doesnt..

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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