If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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lol

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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I love you

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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