What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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KOOKABURRA

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i like turtles

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