- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Your big dick.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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