Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

This is an anti- joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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