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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

rent a cops

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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