Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Click here to end the world.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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