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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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