- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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