- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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