- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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