- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A Serbian Film

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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