Chicken

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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