What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Roses are flowers.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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