www.xnxx.com

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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