- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why did katy fall off her bike?

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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