Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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go F*** yourself

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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