Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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