Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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George W. Bush

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Sarah Palin.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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