- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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