- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

do you wanna hear a joke school

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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