- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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