Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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i committed murder

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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black people swimming

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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