Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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