My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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