- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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