Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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black people swimming

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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