Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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