What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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João Duarte reads this.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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