- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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