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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

I love you

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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