- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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