Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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