What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Peas

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Anti Joke

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