What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Tony Romo

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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