- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

there once was a black man who played basketball

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Burp

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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