Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

I enjoy Popcorn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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