- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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