- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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