- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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