What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Anti Joke

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