- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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