- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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