Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Try it Yourself »

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Anti Joke

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