A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

One, two, three, four and five

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Anti Joke

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