- Anti Joke

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Racial equality.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.