- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

im telling maguire

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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