- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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