- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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