- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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