Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Neil is a reterd.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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