- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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