- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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