- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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