What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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