- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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