- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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