Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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