- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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