What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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