- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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