- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How do you scare a black man? You dont

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Black people stink of shite!

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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