- Anti Joke

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A baby seal walks into a club.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry