- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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