taking out the trash... at night

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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