what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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