Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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