- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

An Asian person drove home safely.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Stephen Hawking

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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