- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

alert('The Game')

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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