- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Dyslexia ruels!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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