- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What are annoying? Ads.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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