What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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