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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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