- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Indians

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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