- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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