Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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