how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What's half of 8? o

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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