- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

WOw you have no life

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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