Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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I am quite mature.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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