- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Male leadership.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

How old are you? 7

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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