- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

whats up and also down? your mum

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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