- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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