- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

field day?

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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