- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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