What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

your no better than a cockroach

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What's big and purple? Barney

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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