- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What did the president do for the people? ...

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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