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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did not. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?