- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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