- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Caramel Boing.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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