- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Knock, Knock Who's There

I enjoy Popcorn

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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