Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

i found waldo.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Good job, son.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Title IX

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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