- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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