What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Oh s***

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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