Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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