- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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