- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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