There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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