A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Please don't shoot me

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Hi.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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