- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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