Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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