Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What's your blood type? Red.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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