A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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