Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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