- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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