- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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