Who's on first? Garvey.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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