- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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