Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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I'm homeless.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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