Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Asians.

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Neither have I

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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