- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

get in the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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