- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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