Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What does? 42

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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