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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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