What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

I like school Said no one ever.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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