- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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