- Anti Joke

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.