- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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