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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Flowers are colors Love me

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.