- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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